Week 13: Famous Last Words

Because Petco just isn't getting the message.

Let me be clear: this is not okay.

First, animals are not good holiday gifts unless there has been extensive discussion with all members of the family first.  I was taking to Jeannie, the lady who runs Heartland Rabbit Rescue, and she says that the holidays are some of the worst days for rabbits.  People are constantly calling the rescue.

There are people who want to travel and would prefer to board their rabbits at Heartland, instead of at a vet where they'll be subjected to the constant barking of dogs.  And she's learned over the years that many of these people don't come back for their rabbits.

Second, those critter starter kits are TOO SMALL.  Imagine being locked up in a bathroom stall for hours on end.  Not a fun thought, is it?

Rabbits need room to run and play.  Especially when they’re still young, they need a lot of time outside of their cages.  We use large dog crates for our rabbits – they’re easy to clean and provide the rabbits enough room to stand up on their hind legs.

On the subject of cages: rabbits should never be outside!  This fosters a disconnect between the rabbit and you (or your family).  They are extremely social animals who, while not necessarily fond of being picked up, do love being around you.  Rabbits will sit with you – maybe not on your lap (all the time) – but by your feet or on the couch.

This is a habit called “gazing” – and it’s actually a way rabbits bond with each other (and you!).

I cover a lot of this in my bunny primer.

The point is – this ad is a Horrible Ad.  Don't do this.  Don't let other people do this.  Give your kid/friend’s kid/niece/nephew/whatever a picture of a bunny instead.  Or a Star Wars toy – I hear those are popular this year.

End rant.